“Keep the change, amigo.”

“You’ve got a real dark side to you.”

“We are strangers.”

“I decided there’s wisdom in self-preservation.”

“Can I get some privacy please?”

“Do you ever think about leaving?”

“You’re too familiar.”

“Only way to stop it is to see it to the end.”

“Cat got stuck in the attic again.”

“A lot of bad folks in the world…”

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“Looks like the old gang is back together again.”

“Evil takes many forms.”

“I believe this is hell.”

“There’s an evil spirit in him.”

“Tell that preacher I’ll be seeing him soon.”

“Why do you have a gun?”

“Not everyone is so lucky…especially after midnight.”

”You first, cowboy.”

“Keep the cornbread warm for me.”

“Most outlaws either get caught or killed.”

“We’re just passing through.”

“We’ll all be burning in hell someday.”

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“The clock on the wall reads half-past midnight.”

“If the brakeman don’t want us to go, then we don’t go.”

“Serious Sam was known as a serious man.”

“People have a funny way of making peace with their destruction.”

“Goodness wasn’t always readily at hand.”

“Is there a meteor shower tonight?”

“He’s not in a good way.”

“The barmaid always kept a shotgun behind the bar.”